So my girlfriend and I were chatting on video conversation. I was trying to say how "magnify" is a weird word, then I got onto how "door" is also weird, and then dog, because of the oh sound. It went on from there. She and I were cracking up on video, her in tears, me unable to breathe.

Honest to god, read it all. There are some fucking funny ones in here.

Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
magnify
door
oo
dor
door
dor
oo
dour
door
door
dour
dor
door
door
door
Jess says:
door
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
dog
god
Jess says:
cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockblock
flocks of cocks
Jess says:
cocklock
cocks in socks
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
lock, cock and two smoking barrels
cocksmith
cockenter
Jess says:
stopcock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
wristcock
Jess says:
cuckoo cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockknot
cockuter
Jess says:
cockulator
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock statement?
Jess says:
cock yeah?
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockhammer 40k
Jess says:
cockwork orange
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockboy bebop
initial c
Jess says:
cockface
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
harry cocker
cocklight
the cock officwe
*office
sonic the hedgecock
Jess says:
cock'n' rolla
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
microcock office
cock messaging
mobile cock

slipcock
cockelot
sonata cocktica
iced cock
cock in the shell
ghost in the cock
Jess says:
ninja cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
digicock
Jess says:
she, the ultimate cock
weapon
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
animals of farthing cock
minority cock
Jess says:
cockward bound
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
round the cock
sabrina, the teenage cock
Jess says:
cockadora
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
playcocks
rosie and cock
Jess says:
postman cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockman sam
hew
hew
barney
mccock
cuthbert
dibble
grub
Jess says:
wind in the cock
super cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
batcock and robin
spidercock
Jess says:
mighty cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
dnagercock
*dangercock
with his trusty pal
pencock
Jess says:
fraggle cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
sailor cock
Jess says:
the cockets
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
transcockers
Jess says:
teenage mut\
tant ninjacocks
power cockers
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
kenan and cock!
clarissa explains cock all
Jess says:
angry cockers
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
jimmy cockron
or
spongecock squarepants
fairly odd cocks
Jess says:
fresh prince of cockair
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
saved by the cock
the college years!
NO
the COCKAGE years
that 70s cock
cocks
Jess says:
pimp my cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
beavis and cockhead
OR
OR
beavis and buttcock
cock family robison
*robinson
Jess says:
starcocks
linkin cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock charlotte
greencock
cockday!
west side cock
Jess says:
my chemical cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
sweeney cock.
Jess says:
the cock bride
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
sleepy cock
edward
cockhands
Jess says:
the nightmare before cockmas
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
charlie
and the cock factory
synopsis:
Charlie wins the magical pink ticket in the box of the dildo he buys for his dying grandmother, so she can finally lose her virginity.
As it turns out, 5 whores have wont he other tickets, and they each in turn sleep with the mad owner of the cock factory, each of them failing to win him over
Only Charlie's innocence and free will appeal to the mad owner of said factory, winning his heart over so he can finally fuck happily.
In the end, Charlie rides a massive cock elevator into the sky
and becomes the owner of the cock factory.
And they all lived happily ever after, except his grandmother who died during orgasm. qq moar.
cockass.
dirty cocks.
camp cock yourself.
the orange cock
cock fortress 2
world of warcock
Jess says:
streetcocker
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
virtua cock 5
cock calibur 4
wild cocks
Jess says:
kingdom cocks
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock fantasy 7
chrono cock
cock trigger
Jess says:
cock hero
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock dance revolution
or rather
cock cock revolution
cock night 4
cock of defeat
countercock sourse
*source
Jess says:
colin mccock rally
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
yu-gi-cock
gilette: the best a cock can get
listercock, antibacterial mouthcock
toothcock
Jess says:
red cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
family cock
Jess says:
cockadder
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock evans
Jess says:
billy cockelly
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cockie boyle
Jess says:
michael cocentyre
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cocker kay
is this the way to cockarillo
half-cock
Jess says:
mission incockable
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
james cock
with his sometimes lover
moneycock
Jess says:
cock ace the cockdown
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
28 cocks later
Jess says:
*age
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
cock
Jess says:
over thecock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
doctor cock
torchcock
Jess says:
cockwood
cockevil
eval
primeval
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
Instead of dinosaurs, they discover mutant cocks, much like urotsukidoji
or as it shall now be known
urotcockidoji
legend of the demon cock
legend of the overcock
Jess says:
crouching tiger hidden cock
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
When it strikes, you feel it inside you
Jess says:
house of flying cocks
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
ninja in the cock's den
tenacious d: the cock of destiny
Jess says:
big cock in little china
Broshmosh Incarnate (26) says:
blue's cocks
Broshcock incarnate
Jess says:
cockmosh
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
broshcock
Cheesedog:The brobot says:
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Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
Jess and I are cocking
cock of the rings
forrest cock
Jess says:
the inbecockers
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
hancock
wait
FUCK
wild wild cock
Jess says:
mmen in cock
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
i am cockend
i am legcock
sure is cock in here...
lapcock
desktop cockuter
Jess says:
cockbox 360
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
xcock 360
cockstation 3!
the nintendo cock
super nintendo cock system
Jess says:
dreamcock
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
genecock
nintendo gamecock
Jess says:
sega mastercock
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
commocock 64
cockodore 64
Jess says:
pac cock
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
mrs pack cock
*pac
cockari 2600
capcock
cocknix wright: attourney at porn
with his faithful sidekick
Jess says:
square cocknix
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
mia cock
waiting for cockot
pet shop cocks
Jess says:
cocko the dragon
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
rammcock
Jess says:
crash bandicock
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
4cock
eclipticock
winterheart's cock
Jess says:
cock mary's blood
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
in the cock

i am feeling your face in the cock
i am hearing you breathe in the cock
i am tasting your lips in the cock
i am holding you close in the cock
and ill take you with a magic cock!
Jess says:
his infernal cockesty
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
his infernal cock
the magic cockabout
Jess says:
cockadora
Broshcock Incarnate (26) says:
dir en cock
fightcock
human cock
cockney
jimmy eat cock
cockwish
plain white cocks

It went on for a further half hour over microphone when we went through our music collections for song titles. Fun times to be had.